I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too…
Love? No, i prefer vodka.
This is who I am, nobody said you have to like it.
Hello, I would like to inform you, that i find you very attractive.
I work because I love this shit!
I’m responsible for what I say. I’m not responsible for what you understand.
Dont’ fuck it up.
Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit. Sneezing sound.
They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they are all the same.
Business cards has to be remembered, not just read and forgotten.