I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too…

Love? No, i prefer vodka.

This is who I am, nobody said you have to like it.

Hello, I would like to inform you, that i find you very attractive.

I work because I love this shit!

I’m responsible for what I say. I’m not responsible for what you understand.

Dont’ fuck it up.

Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit. Sneezing sound.

They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they are all the same.

Business cards has to be remembered, not just read and forgotten.